THE
TURQUOISE PEN
WOMAN FINALLY REALIZES
HER DESK IS DOWN THE HALL
Noël R. King
"People kept giving me dirty
looks," Rose Ellen says, with
bewildered look on her heart-shaped face,
"and I had no idea why. It was
awful!"
Ellen, it turns out,
had spent two months working at a
coworkers desk without realizing
it.
"Oh! I just
couldnt believe it!" she
exclaims now, a good three months later.
"To think that I had assumed this
was my desk and then to find out it
never, ever was. The horror of it was
unimaginable. I shudder even now to think
of it. Frankly, I was hoping you
wouldnt use my real name in your
article. Can you give me a fake
name?"
Hastily assured that
her identity will be protected, Ellen
(whose fake name is simply a flip-flop of
her real name) continues, describing the
details of her unusual case.
"There isnt
really much to say without making me look
really bad," she says, "but if
it will help anyone else who finds him or
herself in a similar situation, I am
willing to look really bad."
"I kept wondering
who was always moving my pencils around
and why I was getting phone messages and
e-mails addressed to a woman named Susan,
but I never put two and two
together," she explains. "I
learned to ignore this strange woman who
always glared at me whenever she walked
past my desk. I have a feeling now that
her name is Susan. I was too traumatized
to find out for sure if thats who
she was, but it all fits together when I
think about it now. And Im telling
you, I do not like to think about it any
more than necessary. Can I go now?"
Ellens sister,
standing next to her for support during
this interview, convinces her to continue
for just a few more minutes, reminding
her of her new mission. Ellen, after a
moment of indecision, agrees.
She then says she wants
to make sure others know what to do in
similar situations. Most importantly, she
says, she counsels people to ask around
if they are unsure whether or not they
are sitting at someone elses desk.
"Look, I know
its not always easy to ask in these
situations, but its a simple step
that could end up saving your job
life," she says. "I cannot
emphasize enough how important this is.
If I had only followed my sense of unease
early on and inquired about it, I might
well have discovered in just a few days
that I was sitting at another
womans desk. In fact, I do not like
to think too much even now about what
could have been if I had only followed my
gut feelings. It still upsets me more
than I care to admit."
Ellen finally
discovered her mistake, she says, one day
upon returning from the restroom.
"I can barely
describe this to you without shuddering,
even now," she says, "but I
know it is necessary so others will not
follow in the same sad track. What
happened is that I was coming back from
the restroom one afternoon, at about
2:00. I believe it was a Tuesday. But
when I went to sit in my chair, as I
always did upon arriving at my desk, I
sensed that my seat was considerably
softer than it had been earlier that day.
"I tried to ignore
it and get back to work, but my inquiring
mind would not let it drop. So after
about five minutes I began earnestly
investigating my physical surroundings
and discovered I was sitting in a
womans lap.
"At the same
instant, a coworker walking past turned
toward usbecause us it wasand
said, Ill need that in just a
few minutes, Susan. Thats
when the full horror dawned on me. I ran
weeping from the area and have not
returned since. There, thats the
whole story. Please, can I go now?"
As she leaves her
interview, Ellen discovers her VW Rabbit
has been towed from where she parked it
an hour earlier, in the chairman of the
boards space.
As
circumstances warrant, through her
Turquoise Pen column Noël R. King,
Reston, Virginia, reports on strange and
wonderful things, including the danger of
borrowing anothers desk.
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